Posted by: potomackin | April 18, 2010

If I had money…

Top 5 ways I would spend an extra $2,000 in the next 3 months:

  1. $200 termination fee to get out of my T-Mobile contract
  2. $99 + $75 for the cost of a refurbished iPhone 3G and 1st month of service
  3. ~$200 for a used road bike w/ a mud flap and detachable basket on the back
  4. a few hundred dollars for a nice new or used couch for my new place
  5. the rest on gardening/grilling/patio stuff for my new place’s BACK YARD.

A note about number 2:  I actually already own a first generation iPhone which I’d gladly use again, but I’d be charged for the data plan that’s 3G capable even though I would only be able to use AT&T’s 1G “edge” data service.  Sucks to that ass-mar.

Hopefully my tax refund/Bar expenses reimbursement will come through soon and maybe I can afford nice things again.  Until then, “courage.”

Posted by: potomackin | April 14, 2010

Uniforms, and “To Catch a Perv” in Adams Morgan

Ladies, step one of avoiding pervs in Adams Morgan is knowing what kinds of guys wear what.  Here are a few pointers – then it’s up to you to pick your poison.

1.  Yuppie Douche “Sex, please” Uniform:

  • slim-fit, vertical striped, button-down shirt
  • boot-cut vintage jeans
  • French-style suede loafers
  • Calvin Klein cologne

2.  Tough-Guy D-Bag’s “Sex with a drunk chick, please” Uniform:

  • Ed Hardy shirt (any)
  • ripped boot-cut jeans
  • ‘roids
  • spray-on tan
  • these shoes
  • Axe body spray
  • “diamond”-studded D&G “sunglasses”

3.  bar-hopping newbie “Can I be guy #1?” Uniform

  • windsail-fit, vertical striped, button-down shirt
  • brand-new boot-cut jeans (from Target, with the adhesive “34 x 32″ sticker still on it)
  • brown lace-up shoes.  regular ones.
  • enough Drakkar Noir to euthanize a bull moose

4.  Androgynous “I listen to bands that don’t even exist yet – but, like – I mean, whatever…” hipster uniform:

  • windsail-fit v-neck T-shirt that shows even more cleavage than your outfit
  • denim tights, probably brightly colored and not matching shirt
  • high-top sneakers with Carmen Miranda aesthetic OR ratty-ass canvas “deck sneakers”
  • fugly beanie
  • ill-advised tattoos on forearms and neck
  • eating and/or social disorder

NOTE:  Might actually be a girl.

Posted by: potomackin | February 22, 2010

A-Train WANT.

‘World’s strongest’ beer with 32% strength launched

A controversial Scottish brewery has launched what it described as the world’s strongest beer – with a 32% alcohol content.

Tactical Nuclear Penguin has been unveiled by BrewDog of Fraserburgh.

BrewDog was previously branded irresponsible for an 18.2% beer called Tokyo, which it then followed with a low alcohol beer called Nanny State.

Managing director James Watt said a limited supply of Tactical Nuclear Penguin would be sold for £30 each.

He said: “This beer is about pushing the boundaries, it is about taking innovation in beer to a whole new level.”

Mr Watt added that a beer such as Tactical Nuclear Penguin should be drunk in “spirit sized measures”.

A warning on the label states: “This is an extremely strong beer; it should be enjoyed in small servings and with an air of aristocratic nonchalance. In exactly the same manner that you would enjoy a fine whisky, a Frank Zappa album or a visit from a friendly yet anxious ghost.”

However Jack Law, of Alcohol Focus Scotland, described it was a “cynical marketing ploy” and said: “We want to know why a brewer would produce a beer almost as strong as whisky.”

The beer has been launched on the day alcohol was at the top of the political agenda with the unveiling of the Scottish government’s Alcohol Bill including proposals for minimum pricing on drink.

Meanwhile, BrewDog’s plans for a new headquarters to produce millions of bottles of beer a year have been approved by Aberdeenshire Council.

The decision was taken at a full council meeting despite having been recommended for refusal by officers because the site at Potterton, near Aberdeen, is in the green belt.

Posted by: potomackin | February 22, 2010

God Bless San Francisco

…and Westboro Baptist Church can suck it.

Posted by: potomackin | November 9, 2009

Mergers Abound

Kraft-Cadbury

[T]he board has emphatically rejected this derisory offer and has strengthened its resolve to ensure the true value of Cadbury is fully understood by all.

Vatican-Canterbury

It remains to be seen how many Anglicans will take the Vatican up on the offer.

 

Posted by: potomackin | October 20, 2009

Fun with Google Autocomplete

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Posted by: potomackin | June 7, 2009

LEGO art

I totally could have done this when I used to play with LEGOS, but I didn’t have the right pieces.  So I became a lawyer instead.

The first two are based on the rebuilt New Orleans.

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LEGO iPhone…

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LEGO PC…

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Rabbit ambulance…

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Posted by: potomackin | May 30, 2009

Happiness is a house full of dirty laundry.

Think about it.

Posted by: potomackin | May 25, 2009

Dontcha wish your family was hot. like. mine.

(Dontcha?)

A few personal favorites from Paul & Christa’s engagement photo shoot, available at http://www.cameroningalls.com/blog/2009/05/christa-paul-montana-de-oro.html

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Posted by: potomackin | May 7, 2009

Swine Flu update

How are YOU affected by the recent swine flu outbreak?

 

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